Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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