I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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