i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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