i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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