this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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