Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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