why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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