He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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