hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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