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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This is my life. Enjoy the view
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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