I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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