roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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