this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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