butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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