New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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