i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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