What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
