Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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