i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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