My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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