what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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