oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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