Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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