No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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