Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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