I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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