Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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