I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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