come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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