Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize