carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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