is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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