I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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