butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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