bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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