Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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