You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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