Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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