Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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