i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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