Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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