My brain says no but my pants say off.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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