You work out of a Hotel?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
