Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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