i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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