We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I will be naked everywhere
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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