you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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