You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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