Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
