i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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