his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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