too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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