So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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